Feb. 8th, 2010

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Note to self, do not take color quiz when feeling out of sorts. Scary accurate right now.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, BASTAAAARDSS!!!!

Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] amadoni

oh crap )

In other news, doing a lot writing right now. Listening to a lot of really awesome music too. Kinda burned out on my job, but survival mode is engaged. Out of hermit mode. Came out of hole a couple days ago, saw shadow, screamed and ran, called 911 because thought shadow was a stalker. Mother is going to Mesa for a week. I get to bbsit the Poodle. I want her to bring me a kachina doll, she'll probably find me a dreamcatcher made in Taiwan. Those make GREAT cat toys by the way, damned near impervious to claw damage. Stepdaughter having babyshower on Friday night...Friday night?? I'm bringing pampers and whiskey, hoping to avoid the shower and hang out with the psychotic Irish sperm donor instead. Went for Asian comfort food tonight, ate more steamed crawfish than any other non-Asian in the place. Five plates, shoulda brought home a couple heads for the cats to fight over. They had cold pickled squid and homemade kimchi. I'm gonna fart like an arthritic beagle tonight, ho'yeah. The bathroom at the restaurant was unheated, so cold I dared not seat myself. I did the shinobi hover-piss technique to save my girl-bits from frostbite. Squat with knees apart, rise up on toes, extend both arms for balance and find your happy place. Do not touch cold seat. If you're really good *and I am, believe it* you can do a paper summoning jutsu at the same time so you don't have to risk unfortunate trickle when you reach for the charmin.

I wanna go to mardi gras this year. I have no money so fail and no. *sniff*

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